Anyhow, when I got close to getting that long-awaited Master's, I told Cap he needed to send me one for sending so much business his way over the years. I told him I'd wear it to walk the stage and receive the diploma if he'd send it. By then, though, he'd sold his last one. (booo!) But he scoured the costume shops and found one and got it in the mail to me on the very day of graduation (yaaaay!).
I got lots of stares, and a few people asked me if I were getting a law degree. I don't know. I think it's rather distinguished-looking, don't you?
Go back to mugshots
Go back to my homepage